another meme

I can’t concentrate on real entries right now. Here’s a meme I stole from Holly.

Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1.) Your name:Hannah
a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance.

2.) Your age:20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.

3.) One of your friends:Tracy
1.) The unisex name Tracy \t-ra-cy\ is pronounced TRAY-see. It is of Irish Gaelic origin,one meaning is warlike. Another originating as a nickname for Theresa “late summer”

2.) A term referring to one who has many contradicting qualities, characteristics or traits usually in an EITHER/OR basis ie; Nice, cruel, Stubborn, Compliant, Sparkly, Dark, Social, isolated, Wishful, hopeless, innocent, sinful, naieve, cunning, proud, ashamed, determined, indifferent, generous, glutton, giving, selfish, trustworthy, dishonest, good, evil etc

3.) One who some would say posesses the cognitive, social, logical skills of a 5 year old– think about this: 5 year olds are pretty much masters of all those areas and more so than adults the majority of the time!!!
Cheer up buttercup it wasn’t your fault. Come out of the house, stand out in a crowd, Not like you knew that would happen you’re the sweetest girl I know…. Oh! you did….well they deserved it and funny how they came to you for advice about what you had caused!! Pretty calculating and yet executed with integrity and class although somewhat evil it was flawless and very kind of you to offer a bandaid for the wound so to speak. That was a 10 point tracy girl!

4.) What should you be doing? Calling the doctor
Someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.

5.) Your favourite colour: purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6.) Your birthplace: Tucson
-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don’t have a car, you’ll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.

A place in Arizona that serves one purpose; to educate the young people that decide to spend four years in a city 3 degrees cooler than hell. Of course, Wildcat Football is heating up!
Hey let’s go watch UCLA lose in Tucson at Homecoming again.

7.) Last person you talked to: Sara
A person who is very hot and has the greatest personality ever! In hebrew Sara means princess. There for you should treat her as if she was one! Sara is also a very irresistable person.

A special type of dance that is both sexual and orgasmic.
Fool, I was dancing sara all over that beezy last night!

8.) Last thing you had to drink: Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

9.) Your nickname: Hanninha, Banana, Sarah Hannah
banana definition:
An asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Quang doesn’t know what Dim Sum is? man that guy’s a Banana.

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